the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
And the cops told us we were all naked.
he stopped making out with me and said "can I make you grilled cheese? I feel like I owe YOU something"
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
I just found scrambled eggs in my shower. Thanks for that, asshole.
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
Jesus Christ. If I were a normal sex-having person, I'd think I was knocked up. I'm cycling through emotions like I'm in a decathlon to crazy.
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
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