She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
People kept wishing me happy birthday last night. apparently i was 21st birthday drunk
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
Someone keeps hanging up bible verse posters in the bathroom stall I masturbate in at work.
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
Randomize
