Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
i feel like my life is a cheap remake of American Pie
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
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