why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
I need a beard to bite.
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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