I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
I'm at a job interview and I smoked a little before I came. I thought it would make me less nervous. Boy was I wrong.
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
There should be a promo code on the Papa Johns website for "I have no moneys but if you send a cute delivery guy I will pay him in blow jobs."
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
Finally get to put my practical writing degree to use! I'm writing a craigslist ad for a threesome
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
I have tasted many bathrooms
Randomize
