We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
At first I felt shameful, waking up naked next to a box of oreos and half a can of cake frosting...then I realized, this could be a bigger discovery than Atlantis.
We need to talk in the morning. The guy I was with just interpreted me taking off my earrings as code for "let me take off my pants."
So can we just skip dinner and I'll just pay you for a blowjob?
Don't tempt me, I need beer money.
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
I shouldn't be home alone with this much peanut butter and the dog. I feel like i'm being recorded to see when my desperation will peak.
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
Your couch is like an animal shelter for stray drunks.
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
She's not a foreskin expert like you
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
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