Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
He's coming over tonight...I really wish I didn't have my period right now...
I believe I'm witnessing the first time ever that you wished your period would NOT come....
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
Aren't you glad we're at the point in our relationship where I don't even ask why you're hiding in the cabinet?
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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