thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
Best elective surgery ever. Having a great time ignoring girls' pleas to pull out and blowing it inside anyway. I like to watch them absolutely freak out and go batshit crazy for 20 mins before I mention the snip-snip surgery. Power trip.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
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