Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
I should probably file for unemployment. Sometime between last night and 4 AM I facebooked my manager the lyrics to hoe by ludacris. I'm just projecting ahead here.
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
I know you're very busy with sleep and things, but when you wake up we need to talk about weirdly shaped penises.
Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
Just so you know, you called at 2 last night and kept making me tell you that I loved you and then when you got home you thanked me for walking you home. Incase you forgot, I'm still about 200 miles away.
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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