2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
I woke up in a house cuddled up with a beagle on a futon. have no idea who anyone is but they all call me stretch. yeaaahhh boiiiiii
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
I'm disgusted with myself. Who goes down on their Uber driver? This asshole
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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