I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
you can't tell me you didn't shit your pants I saw them in the trash can by the bathroom.
Well, when he's back from China he's probably gonna be pissed I used the spare key he gave me to prove to everyone I'm fucking an NBA player. We took all his booze too.
He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
you asked the cab driver if he wanted to meet your parents, last night.
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
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