Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
the day after is always just damage control
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
Its a little weird going to a wedding where I've screwed the bride and my wife has screwed the groom. Great wedding though.
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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