Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
So... I sharted on the plane. It was hard to maintain my composure and acted offended at the same time. I hate you for not cutting me off last night.
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
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