Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
oh my god. my mom just found my pipe. she thought it was a dildo.
like i said, there should be a sitcom about your family.
We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
This guy kept trying to use "see? I'm clean. Cleared by the plasma place today." as a pick up line. This is not okay.
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
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