absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
There was a guy on the elevator dressed as santa in flip-flops giving away beer.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
Yeah I was just reminiscing about that time a seagull shit on your head at the beach
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
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