a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
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