He fucking owes me dinner after I gave him head under the deck behind the bar.
All my problems are solved. I just got McDonalds and scratch off lottery tickets.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
Im doing kagels to the beat of Christmas music... "Jingle Bells" is hard. Try it.
no, didnt close...
What?! she made the first move and invited you back to her place. thats like striking out in t-ball pathetic...
I told her she can't come to our bonfire because she throws up on herself & she has a mustache. And now apparently I'm a bitch or something.
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
How external is "for external use only"?
We left the knife in your bed.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
GET OFF YOUR PHONE
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
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