I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
My boyfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to have sex with me right before I had sex with another guy in my dream. What a unique sixth sense his penis has.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
All I want to do is sleep. And If I'm not sleeping, I want to be eating or fucking. I'm pretty sure being pregnant has turned me into a dude.
Boobs are out for the taking
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
I'm high, watching "Scream" and eating a grilled cheese sandwich off my boobs. I'm not going anywhere
Come on, clusterfuck. Put on a pushup bra and get your fine ass to the bar, or you will be a sad single stoner forever
WELP I KNOW THE HAPPY HOUR DRINKS WERE GOOD BECAUSE MOM JUST INFORMED ME I AM THE RESULT OF POKED HOLE IN THE DIAPHRAGM
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
Randomize