vagina is talking i cant
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
Are these your boobs on my camera?
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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