We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
So I just noticed that my last drunk google search before going to bed last night was "ghosts based on gays." I have no idea what that's supposed to mean
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
I lost the right to judge tonight
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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