ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
only you would photoshop your dick
She forced me to throw up so it would "rejuvenate" me. It worked and then we took six more shots and did a keg stand. You know what I call that? Friendship.
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
I hope he didn't notice that my shirt was inside out when I told him I didn't have sex with the guy. Kind of a dead giveaway.
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
Dude, my ex girlfriend showed up, bought me a tequila shot, made out with me and then disappeared into the night. Then her current girlfriend saw, so she came over and slapped me and then I made out with her too
This was before halftime
I RUINED A LESBIAN RELATIONSHIP BEFORE HALFTIME
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
I just paid $10 for tinder plus so that I could change my location to Rio and match with Olympic Athletes
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
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