It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
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