My cock was attacked by outdoor plants
i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don't know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
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