Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
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