I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
hey you didnt make it to our afterparty what happened?
Ran around with a boom box broke a trampoline float, had a girl lick my ear the usual
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
MASS TEXT! MASS TEXT! Your sad horny friend has finally gotten it in and can go back to being normal once again. You're welcome.
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
I just remembered that I totally burped into someones mouth when we were making out. I was really smooth about it so he didn't notice.
I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
I feel like you're wasting time.
Randomize
