At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
he fucked my hip out of place.
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
It's like that thing with the devil and the angel except one shoulder has orgasms and the other has stuffed crust pizza and depression.
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
Right. He was like "I'll be here all night if I have to..." I was like "Well then, I'll have to call the cops..."
I just met his mom for the first time with a hang over. Then we went to watch his 8 year old cousin get baptized. Apparently his family loves me. I should drink more often.
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