Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
I spent the last 6 months operating under the assumption that I HADNT fucked a paramedic. I was wrong.
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
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