This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
I just saw a woman parallel park a horse. Awesome. Only in New York..
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
He puked in the voicemail. That's a true friend right there.
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
How the fuck am I supposed to enjoy a third ice day from school if I only bought enough alcohol for 2?
I don't know, maybe act like an adult who teaches children for a living
It's like we're not even friends
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
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