Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
I just woke up in a puddle of boob sweat. Definitely time to consider a reduction.
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
theres 2 cans of open Campbell's soup on the counter and a note that says "guess which one is puke" ... want lunch?
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
my drug dealer is also my eyebrow lady. Two birds, one stone.
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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