have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
i feel like my life has become an afroman song and idk whether i should be sad about that or not
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
Practice the "sorry I may have given you herpes" conversation with me before I call him and break the news
You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
There's no winning that game with me. It's either "Can I walk home at the end of the night," or "am I throwing up trying to sleep in the front yard." Rules are irrelevant.
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
Randomize
