Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
I need a legitimate reason as to why the microwave door is in the shower
Ohh god. I'm so nervous. This is terrible. He just introduced me as "the best girlfriend of his life" and Jenny as his "sexual roomate"
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
There's so much mac and cheese stuck to my foot right now
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
