we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
Note to self: remember to figure out whether melted cheese is a liquid when not stoned
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
I woke up on the floor with 2 cartons of cigarettes, a box of chocolate bars, and a business card for a man named Larry. Don't remember him, but if the Rols on his card is his, I might throw him a mouth party...
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
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