just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
But guess what. I'm gonna roll over and go to sleep cuz there's no cuddling in phone sex.
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
The 12 year old son winked and made eyes at me while his father fed me vodka gummy bears. Gameday yo
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
One can only be this extremely wet once a year and I feel like I'm bitch slapping god by not using this gift he has bestowed on me.
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