Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
Her hair smelled like a rat dipped in mustard on fire
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
the best part is my dad got arrested for the same thing at the same bar 30 years ago... so he cant be mad
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
Randomize
