i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
BUT I'M ALSO ONLY IN IT FOR SEX AND HE CAN'T EVEN GET THAT PART RIGHT.LIKE LITERALLY ALL HE HAS TO DO IS DICK ME DOWN AND BE A DECENT HUMAN BEING IS THAT SO HARD TO ASK?!
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
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