i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
Apparently, I woke up in the middle of the night, got up out of bed, dropped trou in the corner, squatted, and pissed on the carpet. When Eric heard, he thought it was the dog and started yelling, and I responded by saying "No no, its okay. It's me."
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
I have surprise drugs for everyone
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
It's pizza for people who hate themselves. I rang the place up once i'd finished and told them if i was on death row it would be my last meal because by the time i'd got half way through it I would be begging to die.
But then I ordered two more because it was 2-4-1 and my life is a mess
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
I need to stop agreeing to hang out with people when I'm drunk.
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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