what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
in jail i did the beyonce ass shake for the police officers & called Sally from my collect phone in my cell & started singing "im in JAAAIL IM IN JAAAIL",
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
you broke a plate. told her her wedding china was ugly and you were doing her a favor. then proceeded to break every plate you could get your hands on.
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
Getting business cards printed for tonight. Would you rather be: 1. Vice President of Argentina 2. Celebrity Dental Assistant or 3. Dial-Up Internet Technician
3. Dial-Up Internet Technician.
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
I'm just going to tell you this I knocked up your girlfriend. I didn't mean to I thought it was somebody else I wasn't drunk but it was dark.
The truth is better her than my wife.
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