How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
She's currently upstairs fucking her boyfriend while I am downstairs making them a sex playlist watching her boyfriend's Weiner dog and large Boxer try and mount each other. Marvin Gaye is playing. This is the ultimate third wheel fail.
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
He will. He has no choice. What's he gonna do? Find a better fuck buddy? We both know that's not possible. I'm the ideal friend with benefit. Minus snoring and uneven tits.
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
I'm still hammered too. I started tweeting the time at one point I'm pretty sure.
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
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