Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
you went around the entire night in your french maid costume dusting off the "cob webs" on everyone's crotch saying "you havent gotten any action in a while"
I was wondering why i got so many friend requests the next day...
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
His pick-up lines are quotes from Doctor Who. Of course I fucked him.
I air guitared a man's prosthetic leg on the bar to Bruce Springsteen. That's how it's going
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
I'm really sorry I bit your mom last night, it was completely uncalled for.
Checked my bank account this morning...apparently I went to 7-11 at 4am and spent $22 on taquitos. New all time low for me.
I ate all of them. New all time low for ME.
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
Randomize
