I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
Oh, and that ugly chick transformed into a veritable goddess when she came back at 3AM with a handle of vodka and 100 chicken wings
im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
Randomize
