You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
I may have been hammered and in a wheelchair but I definitely remember asking the hospital reseptionist to marry me
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
I don't know if it has occurred to you yet, but you are dating a nymphomaniac, and your work schedule is an interference of my needs being fulfilled. Get home now.
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
Well, after a pitcher of beer, I set my ex on fire. It was a little fire, he's fine. How's your night?
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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