I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
i'm pretty sure my brother is still drunk from last night. he's telling my parents that humans are at the top of the food chain for a reason and listing off all the exotic animals he would eat
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
Randomize
