Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
My birth control alarm just woke me up from my dream where I was pregnant. Thank god.
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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