win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
I forgot to lock the door last night. I woke up cuz a guy opened my bedroom door, asked me who I was and where he was. And there was another guy standing in the living room asking me if I knew what apartment "Travis" lives in.
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
you pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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