I just cut my nipple shaving
My 54 year old father just sent me a YouTube link on my school email titled "Walrus sucks his own dick" and then wrote in the email "I wish I were a walrus". What the fuck is wrong with my family?
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
This is classic penis vs brain.
He carried around a bottle of jäger the whole night and when everyone thought the cops came, he started doing push ups in the middle of the floor cause he said it calmed him down.
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
Seriously, I really just burned my nipple making ravioli.. I'd explain, but no reasoning makes this acceptable:/
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