fuck, i think i'm broken. Alchyhol air mattress = the suck.
I cockslap morals
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
she must've caught on when i went out for a "run" in jeans and a sweatshirt and came back holding a McDonalds bag and smelling like pot.
so the plumber came, he found condoms, feathers and glitter in the pipes.
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
You have thirteen minutes to get here if you want to get back together. Otherwise I'm getting digits from the waitress.
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