Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
Real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch buck Rodgers in Tuesday.
Jesus Christ you're perfect.
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
You know your life has gone off the rails when waking up in a Spanish hospital with alcohol poisoning and no memory of how you got there is not even your top wildest drinking story.
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