Your girlfriend is a south jersey whore
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
But you have work tomorrow. And a whore to pick up. And a dinner to eat. And a vagina to slaughter. Your day is full!
I appreciate the concept of vaginal slaughtering.
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
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