Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
Don't judge them too harshly for getting kicked out of a strip club. Happens to the best of us.
You are the coolest girlfriend ever.
Had a dream that you were held at gun point. But I killed the guy. Then we embraced in the biggest hug while everyone around us clapped... Kinda how I imagine our wedding...
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
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