it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
I'm doing shots of crown out of a baby bottle. My friends are sensational parents.
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
i thought you were just a really comfy body pillow until i sobered up. oops.
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
We could just go to Vegas and celebrate my singlehood and not contributing to the population.
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