Why is half of me covered in green stuff that won't come off?
You stripper-danced on a light pole in the quad. It had fresh paint on it.
everyone is single if you try hard enough
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
i just threw up in front of the washington monument. such a scenic puke.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
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