Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
i called him pencil dick in front of over half of his fraternity brothers...
...never gotten so many high fives in my life! fuck ya i win!
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
I have already decided that it happened in an alternate universe since both of the people involved don't remember it and we only have the word of a sober person that it happened at all
You looked up at me and said "I'm getting a mattress made out of this SHIT. Goodbye certa hellllllllo concrete!" then you started counting sheep
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
First time since we broke up that I'm not drunk before noon...win for broken hearts everywhere
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
I can't find my keys and there's a hotdog in my purse.
Can u pick me up? Lost my keys.
Sure. FYI- you "lost" them on the roof, trying to throw them over the house.
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
Randomize
