Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
just caught grandpa beating off in the living room
He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
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