Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
I think I have vodka in my lungs
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
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