Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
I'm already too high to be publicly presentable. I just looked at myself in the mirror without my sunglasses. Debated contacts. Said aloud "But I'm nothing without my sunglasses."
I feel like the fact that I slept with someone who dresses up like Batman a few times will never be lived down.
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
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