That's intense
walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
im using old socks as coasters. im going to make a great housewife.
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
i went to the 24h massage place last night and brought down the price for a hand job from $50 to $12.75 and half the big mac left in my bag.
Sometimes the gods of alcohol choose to take you on a mysterious journey and you just have to go with it
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
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