The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
Mother nature decided I wasn't going to be a whore today. Fuck her.
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
Next time we include dessert condiments into our sex life we can fuck up my sheets. It's only fair.
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
THEY SELL PREFROZEN MARGARITAS AND THEY COME WTH A STRAW. MY PRIORITIES ARE IN ORDER
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
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