I fucked **** last night, don't tell mike
this is mike. we're done.
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
Girls are like M&M's, once the lights go out you can't tell the difference.
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
I'm thinking we can stop tracking my sex life by the hotels I've hooked up in and instead use bar bathrooms I've gotten head in.
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
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